27 8 / 2014

unamusedsloth:

Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen

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27 8 / 2014

queenamestris:

Be soft. Do not let the world make you hard. Do not let pain make you hate. Do not let the bitterness steal your sweetness. Take pride that even though the rest of the world may disagree, you still believe it to be a beautiful place. -Iain Thomas

This got over 2000 notes! Thank you everyone :D

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27 8 / 2014

the members of an orchestr

  • 1: we're the superstars fuck everyone else its all about us
  • 2: why do we always get the boring parts
  • 3: we're so lonely
  • 4: lol fk your ears
  • 5: and im not even french hONHONHON BAGUETTE
  • 6: IM SORRY I TUNED BEFORE I SWEar
  • 7: evERYONE ALWAYS FKUCING FRORGETS ABOUT US
  • 8: wats 'p'
  • 9: wats quiet
  • 10: im so posh but i really just honk like a truck
  • 11: *squeaks*
  • 12: EVERYONE LOVES ME BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM
  • 13: lol where am i
  • 14: *waits for a wagner piece to do something exciting*
  • 15: im just a more sophisticated piano
  • 16: FUCK YOU HARP I GET CONCERTOS WRITTEN FOR ME SCREW EVERYTHING WHO NEEDS AN ORCHESTRA WHEN YOU CAN PLAY EVERYTHING ON ME IM THE STAR OF EVERYTIHNG
  • 17: im literally only useful for dvorak's 9th like what am even i doing here
  • 18: semibreves, tied to a semibreve, tied to a minim, tied to a crotchet, oh wait a quaver wow exciting ok back to semibreves
  • 19: trumpet wannabe
  • 20: BOOM CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH IM SRO HAPYP CRASH CRAHS
  • 21: am i meant to be here?
  • 22:
  • 23: MY TIME TO SHINE FUCK YOU ALL

27 8 / 2014

ohimmortales:

nyaa:

I’m playing oblivion and I stole a wheel of cheese from a store and then like 2 hours later I’m in an oblivion gate drowning in lava and a guard swims up to me and is like “stop right there”. My bounty is 5 gold and this dude is on fire trying to arrest a cheese thief

it’s probably javert

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26 8 / 2014

breaktotheotherside:

thefrogman:

[video]

When your crush smiles at something you said

breaktotheotherside:

thefrogman:

[video]

When your crush smiles at something you said

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26 8 / 2014

"As the sun sets, I place my hand upon my heart, feel it is still beating, and remind myself: past performance is not a predictor of future results. Stay tuned now for whatever comes next in your life."

Cecil Baldwin, Welcome to Night Vale ep. 33

26 8 / 2014

Pro tip everyone looks pretty good in all black

26 8 / 2014

26 8 / 2014

themayorgothamneeds said: I have a question and if you could post this, so other robins can weigh in, that'd be great! I have been at my job for two years and usually I don't mind customers that are rude/etc but sometimes I will receive religious pamphlets and what not from customers and it makes me mad. I'm an atheist and I have no problem with religious people, but I hate having beliefs shoved down my throat and when they hand me something, I don't know what to do. I usually just throw it out once they leave and

fuckyeahretailrobin:

(con) it’s no big deal, but what can I say once they hand it to me? Nothing? Because idk it just rustles my jimmies.

Being an atheist shouldn’t stop you from being polite.. There’s no reason why you can’t just say thank you politely and let them go on their merry way. It happens to me all the time, and I am also an atheist. Afterwards, I have a chuckle or two with my coworkers about it, and then I throw it away. It’s not that big of a deal. Something like this really shouldn’t make you so mad. Save your anger for things that truly matter. Laugh it off and let it go. 
~J

26 8 / 2014

When To Replace Strings On Instruments

  • 1: When gaps in the winding appear, or a noticeable dent at either nut or bridge occurs. (They’re not going to set you back much, so go ahead and start imagining that this is happening after about 9 months)
  • 2: When kinks develop, or string behaves like a limp penis. Strings should have some bounce to them, like an erect phallus. (Viagra will not help)
  • 3: When you can afford a new set, or every couple of years (less for thinner strings). Or, if you’re obsessed with “resonant sound”, whenever your ears start to feel prickly and your fingers crave the touch untainted by layers of rosin and regret.
  • 4: Pretty much never. Save up for new ones, and when the 10 year mark rolls around, think about wearing protective goggles incase of snappage. Start having birthday parties for your strings after 12 years, and mourn their passing as you would an elderly relative.
  • 5: Fuck if I know, call the requisite fairy. (Anyone who can deal with tuning that many strings must be magical)

25 8 / 2014

okaywork:

when teachers actually start teaching on the first day of class

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25 8 / 2014

If Vastra changed, if she was different, if she wasn’t the person that you liked…
I don’t like her, ma’am, I love her. And as to different, well, she’s a lizard.

(Source: rubyredwisp, via gritsinmisery)

24 8 / 2014

As much as I would like a SO, I really really don’t have the time, patience, or sensitivity for one right now.

24 8 / 2014

godtie:

it’s really funny bc like listening to english majors talk about their classes or projects theyre really articulate and they use complex words and stuff and it’s very prestigious sounding and then you listen to science majors and if theyre just talking amongst themselves it sounds more like “yeah i put the compound in the thing and honestly i was hoping for a little boom but all i got was a sizzle i dont know what i did wrong.”

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24 8 / 2014

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