Seeing the hobbit at midnight for free bitches
my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this
look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit
if there was a post to describe australia, this is it
you mean to tell me this isn’t even a pet bird?
that in australia, you have wild birds that just fly from house to house with the express purpose of fucking shit up?
fucking HELL australia, what is wrong with you?
wake up australia
That’s what birds do
They fly around and fuck shit up
Do you have some kind of mysterious nice birds in your weird foreign country
Do birds in America and England fly into your house and make the bed and tidy up the living room a little bit
It’s cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch spasmodically while you look for the shovel.
Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do
yeah man a kookaburra literally flew into a classroom at my high school and just sat his smug ass down on top of the desk for a good 20 minutes
why has nobody mentioned the fact that in australia there are 3-4 months a year where everybody just accepts that they’re going to get attacked by magpies. It is literally called “swooping season” and these birds will fly down to peck your fucking face, and people get their eyes ripped out and shit, it’s fucking brutal.
My teacher had to go to hospital and have surgery because of swooping season. It was in the parking lot of school and all the kids would do a mad dash towards the car as the magpies tried to kill us.
no but when you’re 12 years old and riding your bike like mad on the way home from school with an icecream bucket on your head with like branches and shit sticking out if it to scare them off and none of this is considered strange
what the actual fuck australia
in class i’m used to sitting in the back and making all these smartass comments under my breath
now i’m in the front though so when our attractive instructor drops something and says ‘ah, fuck me!’ and i say ‘maybe later’ he hEARS ME AND LAUGHS GODFUCKING FUCK
the saga continues today in physics when our instructor asks ‘and how fast does light travel?’ and i whisper ‘hella’ and the kid next to me fucking loses it
littleredridingwolves asked: I meant North Pole and Ice
North Pole: my sisters and guard/band family, definitely. Were it not for band pulling me away from Marvin Hall and design once in a while I would go crazy, and I’ve never met a better group of people.
Ice: overdressed, I love looking damn fancy.
tbH IM EITHER MEULIN OR TEREZI
or maybe a mix of nepeta and terezi idfk ur the judge
PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE DO THIS.
Jesus tits I know
I have a checklist of everything I need to do for the rest of the semester and studio has maybe three things and there’s ten for this damn class
We’re ranting on our class fbgroup about how it seems anyone who did it before Monday night (aka finished EARLY) got it lost.
So fucking sick of having to fight tooth and nail for every single point in this class and still having a low B